Coon Conquest
It happened one night,
By the bright, shining light
Of a big 'ol silvery moon.
Dear Nikkal snuck out,
With nary a shout,
To capture a rascally coon.
She'd hung up some bells
And sprayed noxious smells,
To frighten the critter away;
She lit up the night
With a blinding spot light,
But the coon continued to play.
So she loaded her gun,
To end all his fun,
And aimed for his furry back end.
But the coon got away,
And came back next day,
Bringing a few of his friends!!
By the bright, shining light
Of a big 'ol silvery moon.
Dear Nikkal snuck out,
With nary a shout,
To capture a rascally coon.
She'd hung up some bells
And sprayed noxious smells,
To frighten the critter away;
She lit up the night
With a blinding spot light,
But the coon continued to play.
So she loaded her gun,
To end all his fun,
And aimed for his furry back end.
But the coon got away,
And came back next day,
Bringing a few of his friends!!
Written by: HarleyGal