Hostess - Nettle
I cannot, even if I would want to, describe every single day, every hour of my whereabouts here in Germany, but I really must say that these Germans, especially, the women are pretty, pretty hospitable and pretty nervous sometimes.
And they have eyes everywhere.
Lets first concentrate on this woman's garden. I am a gnome, I should check the garden first, so I went and checked..
the tiny, wee pond. Erm, very impressive, hehee!
The bench...uh-oh...needs new paint....
Found an old cart-thingy under an Ilex and a Hamamelis. Cosy place...
I liked her tiny rock garden, which she promised to enhance and enlarge next year. Yeah.... more semps and succs!
Although she always tried to convince me that she had no talent for a garden and that it was a messy place...(well, she used another word for that) , I saw a great potential there....and there was way too much lawn, waiting to be dug up and turned into beautiful flower beds.
After we had a nice day in the garden I wanted to see the house. The weather was getting bad and I needed some food and a nice drink. We gnomes fancy the good stuff, the right stuff, ya know . All I had to do is to find the liquor and the fridge.
I hoped, she hadn't got a dog, or even worse, a cat...bleh....I do not like animals.
When you're outside they nibble on your beard and poo on your pretty red cap. And when you're indoors, they watch you all the time and try to play with you. I hate to play....I hate pets....bah and again, bah, I say!!